Three Types of Angels

humorousdelicacies:

Humans categorize angels in one of three ways:

Biblical

Supernatural

Victorian

Of course, none are suitable for the modern angel

But you can select pieces of each archetype that work for you

for example:

The Loyalty of a Biblical Angel

The Power of a Supernatural Angel

And the sexual attractiveness of the Victoria Secret Angel

This leaves humans confused and unable to pigeonhole you

What they are forced to do instead, is take you seriously